Sore losers eat weak sauce for breakfast.

LeBron James is a sore loser; if you don’t know, now you definitely know. On Monday night earlier this week, Jordan Crawford, a college student, dunked on LeBron during a pick-up game at the LeBron James Skills Academy. Basically he got rocked by a kid, on video, and now two videos have been confiscated by Nike officials. Supposedly LeBron called over a Nike Basketball senior director and the next thing you know, tapes are getting confiscated. Coincidence? I think not! So what happened to the tapes? They’ve apparently been destroyed, erased, wiped out forever. If you’ve been keeping up, Nike is backing LeBron (for obvious reasons), claiming that recording these games are strictly forbidden.

One cameraman, Ryan Miller, insists there was no mistake. He said, she said, one thing is clear: Michael Jordan forever.

LeBron James gets dunked on.

Update: Lately I’ve been getting more and more traffic for the keywords “Lebon James gets dunked on” and wondering why, I googled to check out the latest happenings in this fiasco. Apparently, the actual footage of Lebron James getting dunked on by Jordan Crawford has now been leaked to the internet. There’s two versions I’ve been able to watch, a higher quality video from eBaum Nation as well as a much lower quality cellphone video, sold to TMZ.

Honestly, the dunk wasn’t all that spectacular, but you can hear the crowd going wild, simply because it’s Lebron. He should’ve just let the videos hit YouTube, get hot for a day or two, only to have it all forgotten. It’s not like it’s the first time he’s ever been dunked on; I personally think this whole thing got hyped up way more than it deserved, and it’s his own damn fault.