Archive for August, 2009

Breaking In My Cosworth Motor

Thursday, August 6th, 2009
Paris Hotel, Las Vegas.

Paris Hotel, Las Vegas.

Sorry for the lack of updates, I was so busy this past week meeting client deadlines and at the same time, prepping my car for the track. To finish the Vegas story, we were basically eating dinner at a Pho restaurant in Westminster; I completely forgot the name. It honestly wasn’t spectacular enough for me to remember, but while we were eating, I realized I wouldn’t have enough time to break in my motor and get tuned before the track.

Next thing you know, Vegas Vance is on the phone booking a hotel room for us at Paris Hotel. I think it was like 8 or 9PM and we’d decided to leave for Vegas, in my semi-race Subaru, with full stiff coilover suspension. Nice! I think by 9:30 PM or so we were on the road and only hit traffic on the 91; it’s always the bloody 91 that gets you! I drove the whole way, loaded with Monster Hitman Energy Shot and a little NOS while the team rested up for the adventure to come.

We were so out of it we accidentally parked in the Planet Hollywood parking structure and then ended up walking around for a good 15 minutes before we finally decided to get back in the car and park in the right building. Vegas Vance checks into our complimentary suite, which turned out to be a huge penthouse on the 31st floor; I guess there’s perks to be had when you’re a compulsive gambler (just kidding Vegas Vance). Ferdie goes to bed thinking he’s going to wake up in an hour to hit the tables (har har).

Long story short, Vegas Vance got massacred so we went for a couple drinks to drown away the sorrow. Ferdie finally makes it down at like 6AM and starts drinking/playing, winning around $250. I can’t believe he started drinking at 6AM, wow. In any case, Ferdie drives us back just in time for the X Games and before you know it, I’ve got a total of a little over 900 miles on my Cosworth motor. What a crazy weekend.

Schumacher A Million Per Race

Tuesday, August 4th, 2009
Michael Schumacher, the king has returned.

Michael Schumacher, the king has returned.

It was announced a few hours ago that Michael Schumacher will be paid a million euros per race, approximately 1.44 million USD with a bonus for each victory in the same amount! I wouldn’t mind earning 1.44 million USD in a year and Schumacher is going to have at it in a single race. FML! The contract won’t expire until the end of the year, so he is guaranteed a minimum £4.25m. You know what’s funny though: seven-times world champion or not, Schumacher is past his prime (which is why he retired to begin with).

Yet rivals Williams and Red Bull are so scared of his return that they’re not willing to let Schumacher test in Massa’s F60 car. On Ferrari’s website, they issued the statement “Guess who opposed the test with the F60? A team that hasn’t won anything for years and yet didn’t pass over the opportunity to demonstrate once more a lack of spirit of fair play.” Williams hasn’t won a constructors championship since 1997!

Then there’s Toro Rosso complaining that their driver Jaime Alguersuari was unable to test his car before Hungary and seeing this as some sort of eye for an eye deal. Ferrari shot back “Just for the record, the Scuderia Ferrari had given its approval to let Alguersuari test, but it seems even in this instance someone decided to stick to the precise wording of the regulations.” I can’t wait for Schumacher to rip them a new one with no testing.

Video: LeBron James Gets Dunked On

Tuesday, August 4th, 2009
Sore losers eat weak sauce for breakfast.

Sore losers eat weak sauce for breakfast.

LeBron James is a sore loser; if you don’t know, now you definitely know. On Monday night earlier this week, Jordan Crawford, a college student, dunked on LeBron during a pick-up game at the LeBron James Skills Academy. Basically he got rocked by a kid, on video, and now two videos have been confiscated by Nike officials. Supposedly LeBron called over a Nike Basketball senior director and the next thing you know, tapes are getting confiscated. Coincidence? I think not! So what happened to the tapes? They’ve apparently been destroyed, erased, wiped out forever. If you’ve been keeping up, Nike is backing LeBron (for obvious reasons), claiming that recording these games are strictly forbidden.

One cameraman, Ryan Miller, insists there was no mistake. He said, she said, one thing is clear: Michael Jordan forever.

LeBron James gets dunked on.

LeBron James gets dunked on.

Update: Lately I’ve been getting more and more traffic for the keywords “Lebon James gets dunked on” and wondering why, I googled to check out the latest happenings in this fiasco. Apparently, the actual footage of Lebron James getting dunked on by Jordan Crawford has now been leaked to the internet. There’s two versions I’ve been able to watch, a higher quality video from eBaum Nation as well as a much lower quality cellphone video, sold to TMZ.

Honestly, the dunk wasn’t all that spectacular, but you can hear the crowd going wild, simply because it’s Lebron. He should’ve just let the videos hit YouTube, get hot for a day or two, only to have it all forgotten. It’s not like it’s the first time he’s ever been dunked on; I personally think this whole thing got hyped up way more than it deserved, and it’s his own damn fault.

Woodbury East Ads On Facebook

Monday, August 3rd, 2009
Woodbury East New Homes on Facebook.

Woodbury East New Homes on Facebook.

The other day I noticed an interesting ad on Facebook: Woodbury East New Homes – New OC townhomes for sale! Private patio, 2 car garage, 1180-1850 square feet, 2/3 bed, 2.5 baths. Close to the Irvine Spectrum Center. First of all, that private patio verbage is ridiculous; they should say “smoking box” instead of “private patio.” Now having taken a recent but fading interest in the new Woodbury East homes for small people, I was very curious to why they might be advertising, and in Facebook of all places.

The reason why I’m so surprised that they’re advertising in general is because they sold the first phase so easily; 15 minutes is insane success in any economy, let alone an economy in trouble. But the fact that I’m seeing the ad in my Facebook profile also makes me wonder about Facebook’s contextual advertising program. It must be working if it figured out that it should show me this ad, even though I haven’t really mentioned much about it in Facebook, if at all. It’ll be interesting to see how their ad program evolves in the next year or two.

The WRX Games: Continued

Monday, August 3rd, 2009
Amy standing next to rally gaint, Ken Block.

Amy standing next to rally gaint, Ken Block.

I had the craziest weekend! On Saturday, Amy and I woke up bright and early for Subaru’s WRX Games at The Fairplex in Pomona. We were both tired as hell, but our buddy Ferdie runs the parts department at South Coast Subaru and we were helping out. All the dealers were having booths for the festivities and selling the DC Shoes/Subaru product collaboration apparel/accessories line. It doesn’t really matter what it’s called; all that junk sells like hotcakes and you could tell because a good majority of the Subaru owners at the event were wearing that stuff.

Amy and I at the SCS booth.

Amy and I at the SCS booth.

Anyway, we were at the SCS booth hanging out and while I wish I could say I was helping sell product, it was basically Amy doing all the selling. Besides, females are better suited for this kind of selling (Amy was able to sell a lot more product than our buddy Jon). Don’t be hurt Jon, it’s only natural that a Subaru owner would prefer to buy from a woman. Let me say that only at a Subaru event have I witnessed a bikini contest won by a man (that’s the sort of demographic you’re dealing with here).

Honestly not too was going on at the event and the highlight was getting to romp on the 2010 Subaru Legacy GT, which is a great car, just not one that I’d ever buy. I was able to pull 1.07g on their mini-autox course. Seeing some action from Ken Block’s gymkhana car was also pretty neat, but other than that, I’ve had better days. What happened after is when all the fun started: we went to eat pho for dinner in Westminster and shortly after dinner, I realized I wouldn’t have enough time to break in my new motor before the track days this weekend at WSIR.

Amy randomly threw out the idea for Vegas and the next thing you know, we’re figuring out which hotel we’re going to be staying at. Too bad we didn’t start planning all this until 8PM. Stay tuned to find out what happened in Vegas.

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